Dennis' Bitch Face

I’m not seeing a present for me in here…

For as long as I decide to nap on your lap, you shall not use the bathroom.

Does this box make me look fat?

For the record, I’m sitting on the blanket, not your lap. Plus, this is the best angle from which to watch jeopardy.

i need my beauty sleep.

I don’t understand why you would want to sit outside instead of staying in the AC with me.

Why did you wake me from my slumber?

I’m sorry, did you want to watch tv?

tell me again why you’re home two days in a row?

Don’t eat me.